All tagged pregnancy

THE 6 THINGS YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE YOU HAVE CHILDREN

It's no secret that parenting is a gift. A true gift. But it's also an adventure. Like the wild wild west. Filled with mountains of unseen dangerous terrain and also the most magnificent views you've ever laid eyes on. And every day that you navigate, you learn a new trade. Like survival tactics. And the actual size of your heart's capacity. A friend said to me recently she was thinking of getting pregnant. So I ordered another coffee and we started to talk. And here's what I came up with.

BOOB TALK

Well, let's just real for one minute. Sometimes I want new boobs. Sometimes I love my boobs. Sometimes I don't want them at all. I nursed all my babies. And I have 3. 

C-SECTION FAIL

I’m pretty sure I told my sister I would have a natural birth. And by natural I meant, no drugs, only candles lit, calm, quiet breathing, perfect natural birth. Also, that Sarah McLachlan would be playing in the background.  I’m also pretty sure this was before I was pregnant with my first child. And probably before I was married.